

Thomas Corfield
He Who Writes Wrongly

The Morigan Tetralogy
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Discover the Morigan Tetralogy, the New Fable epic by Thomas Corfield. This four-book saga propels the New Fable genre into new territory with its unique blend of wit, poetry and anthropomorphic chaos. Become immersed in a world of high-stakes adventure and Doovenistic absurdity as Oscar Teabag-Dooven tries avoiding all responsibility until every option evaporates.
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Corfield writes books with no regard for the reader, the words chosen, or even himself. If his books are emotionally charged, it's only because of the rage he inspires through appalling grammar and complete lack of style. The contempt he has earnt from the literary community is nothing short of astonishing. He's wasted not only my time, but his own.
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Malcolm Shrot-Faith, The Guardian
Praise & Reviews
The Velvet Paw of Asquith novels are a law unto themselves. Innovative, absurd and wonderful. As cultivated as an established rose garden and with more compost.
Scribl.com
Rarely does a book redefine a genre. Corfield has gone one step further and created an entirely new one. New Fable fiction has finally come of age. It's just unfortunate there's no market for it.
Simon Collington,
Panda Books Australia
About Thomas Corfield
Thomas Corfield was born in London several years ago, definitely before last Thursday. This was a good year for all concerned, and for him in particular, because without it, later years would mean little. He owes a lot to that first year and now lives because of it in undisclosed locations after successfully absconding from probation. Although he finds making friends difficult, this is only because no one likes him, including his mother, who didn’t bother giving him a name until he was nine. His solicitor describes him as having an allergy to apostrophes and an aversion to punctuation that borders on pathological, which makes the popularity of his books all the more remarkable—at least it would if there was any. But there isn’t, so it doesn’t.
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Specialising in New Fable and dark humour, his books have spawned a cult series and two best-sellers, winning the Huffington Waste Paper Prize and a nomination for the Kudos Fiction Award. His narrated Cinematic Audiobooks have received acclaim from both sides of the Atlantic, cultivating an audience that positively affects his self-esteem. He was recently interviewed in Joomag’s Meals of Food magazine, which didn’t help anyone. He also has a PhD in Forensic Odontology, which, on occasion, has.