THOMAS CORFIELD

“Where exactly are we?” Vaasi-Vee asked. “Teetering upon the Valley of Aaaah,” said the Dodo-sette. He nodded toward the cliff. “That’s...

Alright, look, the fact is that last year I was fortunate to have been awarded a first-class honours for my forensic project, which...

The problem the Dooven Books face is that being New Fable fiction, there’s no ubiquitous image that conveys the genre.

Reality doesn’t cradle awareness. It’s the other way around. Awareness is the conduit of reality.

Reading bad writing has become something of an extreme sport, and Thomas has found a niche unlike any other.

Here's a track from the Jazz and Bossa album that was produced to underscore the audiobook edition of Wrongly Writing. It could be...

During December, a torrent of Social Media Wrongness will be unleashed in a desperate vaccination against Wrongly Writing'a release on...

Thomas’ writing and narrative, let alone his social ineptitude, means he alienates virtually everyone he comes across.

Talking about dead bodies is guaranteed to get a woman’s’ attention, especially if I specifically relate it to theirs.

A new wave of Dooven Muzak, the infamous anaemic pop and vagrant jazz written to complement the Dooven Books, is currently being composed...

Astute readers of the first Wrong Book, of which there are none, will recall that Thomas described himself in court as a stainologist....

The first three Dooven Books have been extensively rewritten, re-recorded, re-produced and reborn to ensure they're worthy of the arrival...

The Furballs Hot-Fin Nightclub is an infamous venue in the north west of Ruen, a beautiful city renowned for its exclusiveness, turquoise...

Following the recent rewriting of my novel, Viscera, which has the tagline “when jealousy becomes disease, only surgery holds the cure”,...

The Sample Chapters for all current Dooven Books are now available for your viewing displeasure as the Sample Chapter Reinvention Project...

It’s well known that few people’s attention span is greater than eight seconds anymore, let alone readers of the Dooven Books, whose...

The Dooven Books have recently been re-released after being extensively re-written, re-recorded and re-produced. Hours of fresh, vibrant...

While Wrongly Writing, the second Sortabiography about writing the Dooven Books, takes shape amidst the re-recording of the first three...

There’s an old saying that goes, “the more you improve what you’re doing, the more what you’ve done needs improving.” This is...

One of the marvelous things about writing both the Wrong Books and Dooven Books, is that both are absurd in that they allow the...