Thomas CorfieldRight, so here's the plan...“Where exactly are we?” Vaasi-Vee asked. “Teetering upon the Valley of Aaaah,” said the Dodo-sette. He nodded toward the cliff. “That’s...
Thomas CorfieldWhat the fluff is happening with the novels?Alright, look, the fact is that last year I was fortunate to have been awarded a first-class honours for my forensic project, which...
Simon CollingtonMore of What's Behind the CoversThe problem the Dooven Books face is that being New Fable fiction, there’s no ubiquitous image that conveys the genre.
Thomas CorfieldDeep Lid FocusReality doesn’t cradle awareness. It’s the other way around. Awareness is the conduit of reality.
Stephanie MillsThomas and the Apani Fashion ShowReading bad writing has become something of an extreme sport, and Thomas has found a niche unlike any other.
Thomas CorfieldYour Face and MoonlightHere's a track from the Jazz and Bossa album that was produced to underscore the audiobook edition of Wrongly Writing. It could be...
Thomas CorfieldWrongly Writing is imminentDuring December, a torrent of Social Media Wrongness will be unleashed in a desperate vaccination against Wrongly Writing'a release on...
Thomas CorfieldWrongly Writing Soundtrack AlbumThomas’ writing and narrative, let alone his social ineptitude, means he alienates virtually everyone he comes across.
Simon CollingtonThe Doovenistic Hiatus is over!Talking about dead bodies is guaranteed to get a woman’s’ attention, especially if I specifically relate it to theirs.
Stephanie MillsNew Dooven Muzak: Literal GrooveA new wave of Dooven Muzak, the infamous anaemic pop and vagrant jazz written to complement the Dooven Books, is currently being composed...
Simon CollingtonForensic HiatusAstute readers of the first Wrong Book, of which there are none, will recall that Thomas described himself in court as a stainologist....
Stephanie MillsWhat's Behind Book Covers?The first three Dooven Books have been extensively rewritten, re-recorded, re-produced and reborn to ensure they're worthy of the arrival...
Thomas CorfieldPoster for Club FurballsThe Furballs Hot-Fin Nightclub is an infamous venue in the north west of Ruen, a beautiful city renowned for its exclusiveness, turquoise...
Thomas CorfieldForensics and DoovenismFollowing the recent rewriting of my novel, Viscera, which has the tagline “when jealousy becomes disease, only surgery holds the cure”,...
Simon CollingtonFinally, It's Fluffing Over.The Sample Chapters for all current Dooven Books are now available for your viewing displeasure as the Sample Chapter Reinvention Project...
Simon CollingtonThe New Dooven Vanity LogoIt’s well known that few people’s attention span is greater than eight seconds anymore, let alone readers of the Dooven Books, whose...
Lee Jia JuCinematics Are Go!The Dooven Books have recently been re-released after being extensively re-written, re-recorded and re-produced. Hours of fresh, vibrant...
Thomas CorfieldThe Wheels On The BusWhile Wrongly Writing, the second Sortabiography about writing the Dooven Books, takes shape amidst the re-recording of the first three...
Thomas CorfieldThe Problem With ImprovingThere’s an old saying that goes, “the more you improve what you’re doing, the more what you’ve done needs improving.” This is...
Thomas Corfield Anthropomorphising The UnanthrompomorphisableOne of the marvelous things about writing both the Wrong Books and Dooven Books, is that both are absurd in that they allow the...