Thomas Corfield
Sleeve Notes For Dooven Muzak
First Album This first album of Dooven Muzak was written to showcase the theme music for the first books in the series, in particularly,...
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The Comfort Of Rejection
During the early days of the Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Thomas tried getting help on a number of levels, not least with his writing....
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A Seminar On The Dooven Books
A presentation given to introduce the Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, an innovative new fiction series. There were some buns on a trolley...
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Book Burnings
Although Thomas’ mother didn’t give him a name until he was nine, it doesn’t mean she didn’t care about him. It could mean she was...
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About The Dooven Muzak Musicians
Jonathon Michael Crapper (aka MC Tasty) and Jefferson St. Jives (aka DJ Pooh) were the musicians behind the once infamous pop group...
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Corfield Claims New Fable Genre
In a conference hall in Plempt, Thomas spoke to a gathering of aspiring writers. He hadn’t been invited to, obviously, but had wandered...
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On A Bus
Most people use buses as a means to get from one place to another. Bus stops, primarily. Thomas, however, uses them for a different...
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Dooven Books Have No Keyword Strings
Last Spring, Thomas had a bad experience while being murdered. He did not take kindly to it, for a start, and even less so when realising...
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Wordcasting Is A Stupid Idea
Earlier this year, Thomas was struck with a thought that left him hospitalised. Most of Thomas’ thoughts get him nowhere, so to end up in...
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The First Dooven Muzak Album
Here are the sleeve notes for the first Dooven Muzak album, released earlier this year. This first album of Dooven Muzak was written to...
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Thomas' Interview In Joomag's Magazine
As a result of a nasty telephone call, a threat of restraining orders and two poorly ordered coffees, Thomas was interviewed for Joomag’s...
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Analysis Paralysis
One aspect of editing that Thomas really struggles with, besides spelling it, is reading the words that make up the sentence he’s trying...
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I'll Give You Something To Sniff About
If there’s one thing worse than someone who types loudly in a library, it’s someone who sniffs incessantly; patrons whose post-nasal drip...
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Crowd-funding Without A Crowd
As far as Thomas is concerned, success is just another four-letter word. And that’s not just because of his appalling spelling. When...
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The Ultimate Escapism
Some people escape the drudgery of their lives by going on holiday, some by watching television, some read and some commit crime. The...
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The Purging Of Ruen Trailer
Here is the trailer for the first Dooven book, “The Purging Of Ruen.” It hasn’t a single animal in it, which is odd considering the book...
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Good Writing Breeds Lazy Reading
“Good writing makes the reader question themselves,” said Thomas in interview for ‘Manure Happens Twice’. “Whereas bad writing makes them...
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Extractionism
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Sortabiography
In the same vein as Self-Derogatory Advertising, which was first mentioned on this blog and for which Panda Books Australia asserts...
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Animals Are More Like People Than We Are
While Thomas was moping in a wine bar, feeling sorry that no one gave a toss about his books, someone else felt sorry for him also, and...
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