Thomas' Books
The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels
Fluffy just got dangerous.
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Discover a world of high adventure, espionage and professional cheese shaping. Described as Wind in the Willows meets James Bond, though with fewer badgers, the Velvet Paw of Asquith series is the cornerstone of the emerging New Fable fiction genre.
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The Wrong Books
The Sortabiographies: books about writing the Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels.​
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When the worst writer in the world self-publishes his books, the consequences are disastrous: illiteracy becomes something to aspire to and book burnings become rife. The publishing industry is left haemorrhaging credibility and verges on collapse. Its recovery will require more than just destroying said books: the same must be done to the mind that created them.
Written with little regard for punctuation, these sorta-biographies arre the story of one writer against the entire publishing industry. There’s lots of swearing and temper tantrums, as well as a brand new psychiatric illness. There’s also an excellent café scene, which although short, is worth mentioning.
Standalone Titles
While known for his dark humor and absurdism, Thomas has also written in other genres, though Malcolm would say this is arguable. "Stringing letters together haphazardly with no consideration for anyone other than himself does not an author make" is his official take on the matter, though Thomas insists he’s omitted a comma, which apparently gives Malcolm’s opinion even less credence than the inside of a blank birthday card (see the Wrong Books).