Thomas Corfield
Wrongly Writing Soundtrack Album
Thomas’ writing and narrative, let alone his social ineptitude, means he alienates virtually everyone he comes across.
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Simon Collington
The Doovenistic Hiatus is over!
Talking about dead bodies is guaranteed to get a woman’s’ attention, especially if I specifically relate it to theirs.
Stephanie Mills
New Dooven Muzak: Literal Groove
A new wave of Dooven Muzak, the infamous anaemic pop and vagrant jazz written to complement the Dooven Books, is currently being composed...
Simon Collington
Forensic Hiatus
Astute readers of the first Wrong Book, of which there are none, will recall that Thomas described himself in court as a stainologist....
Thomas Corfield
Forensics and Doovenism
Following the recent rewriting of my novel, Viscera, which has the tagline “when jealousy becomes disease, only surgery holds the cure”,...
Thomas Corfield
The Wheels On The Bus
While Wrongly Writing, the second Sortabiography about writing the Dooven Books, takes shape amidst the re-recording of the first three...
Lee Jia Ju
A Coward's Denial
Thomas was recently interviewed for the magazine ‘What Are You Looking At”, a publication at the forefront of promoting awareness of...
Lee Jia Ju
A Common Misconception
Git and prat are not the same thing. They’re spelt differently for a start. They do not, as many assume, mean idiot. Git refers to the...
Thomas Corfield
Sleeve Notes For Dooven Muzak
First Album This first album of Dooven Muzak was written to showcase the theme music for the first books in the series, in particularly,...
Thomas Corfield
The Comfort Of Rejection
During the early days of the Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Thomas tried getting help on a number of levels, not least with his writing....
Thomas Corfield
Book Burnings
Although Thomas’ mother didn’t give him a name until he was nine, it doesn’t mean she didn’t care about him. It could mean she was...
Thomas Corfield
Corfield Claims New Fable Genre
In a conference hall in Plempt, Thomas spoke to a gathering of aspiring writers. He hadn’t been invited to, obviously, but had wandered...
Thomas Corfield
On A Bus
Most people use buses as a means to get from one place to another. Bus stops, primarily. Thomas, however, uses them for a different...
Thomas Corfield
Dooven Books Have No Keyword Strings
Last Spring, Thomas had a bad experience while being murdered. He did not take kindly to it, for a start, and even less so when realising...
Thomas Corfield
Thomas' Interview In Joomag's Magazine
As a result of a nasty telephone call, a threat of restraining orders and two poorly ordered coffees, Thomas was interviewed for Joomag’s...
Thomas Corfield
Analysis Paralysis
One aspect of editing that Thomas really struggles with, besides spelling it, is reading the words that make up the sentence he’s trying...
Thomas Corfield
I'll Give You Something To Sniff About
If there’s one thing worse than someone who types loudly in a library, it’s someone who sniffs incessantly; patrons whose post-nasal drip...
Thomas Corfield
Crowd-funding Without A Crowd
As far as Thomas is concerned, success is just another four-letter word. And that’s not just because of his appalling spelling. When...
Thomas Corfield
Good Writing Breeds Lazy Reading
“Good writing makes the reader question themselves,” said Thomas in interview for ‘Manure Happens Twice’. “Whereas bad writing makes them...
Thomas Corfield
Sortabiography
In the same vein as Self-Derogatory Advertising, which was first mentioned on this blog and for which Panda Books Australia asserts...
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