Thomas CorfieldWrongly Writing Soundtrack AlbumThomas’ writing and narrative, let alone his social ineptitude, means he alienates virtually everyone he comes across.
Simon CollingtonThe Doovenistic Hiatus is over!Talking about dead bodies is guaranteed to get a woman’s’ attention, especially if I specifically relate it to theirs.
Stephanie MillsNew Dooven Muzak: Literal GrooveA new wave of Dooven Muzak, the infamous anaemic pop and vagrant jazz written to complement the Dooven Books, is currently being composed...
Simon CollingtonForensic HiatusAstute readers of the first Wrong Book, of which there are none, will recall that Thomas described himself in court as a stainologist....