Stephanie Mills
Thomas and the Apani Fashion Show
Reading bad writing has become something of an extreme sport, and Thomas has found a niche unlike any other.
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Thomas Corfield
Your Face and Moonlight
Here's a track from the Jazz and Bossa album that was produced to underscore the audiobook edition of Wrongly Writing. It could be...
Thomas Corfield
Wrongly Writing is imminent
During December, a torrent of Social Media Wrongness will be unleashed in a desperate vaccination against Wrongly Writing'a release on...
Thomas Corfield
Wrongly Writing Soundtrack Album
Thomas’ writing and narrative, let alone his social ineptitude, means he alienates virtually everyone he comes across.
Simon Collington
The Doovenistic Hiatus is over!
Talking about dead bodies is guaranteed to get a woman’s’ attention, especially if I specifically relate it to theirs.
Stephanie Mills
New Dooven Muzak: Literal Groove
A new wave of Dooven Muzak, the infamous anaemic pop and vagrant jazz written to complement the Dooven Books, is currently being composed...
Simon Collington
Forensic Hiatus
Astute readers of the first Wrong Book, of which there are none, will recall that Thomas described himself in court as a stainologist....
Stephanie Mills
What's Behind Book Covers?
The first three Dooven Books have been extensively rewritten, re-recorded, re-produced and reborn to ensure they're worthy of the arrival...
Thomas Corfield
Poster for Club Furballs
The Furballs Hot-Fin Nightclub is an infamous venue in the north west of Ruen, a beautiful city renowned for its exclusiveness, turquoise...
Thomas Corfield
Forensics and Doovenism
Following the recent rewriting of my novel, Viscera, which has the tagline “when jealousy becomes disease, only surgery holds the cure”,...
Simon Collington
Finally, It's Fluffing Over.
The Sample Chapters for all current Dooven Books are now available for your viewing displeasure as the Sample Chapter Reinvention Project...
Simon Collington
The New Dooven Vanity Logo
It’s well known that few people’s attention span is greater than eight seconds anymore, let alone readers of the Dooven Books, whose...
Lee Jia Ju
Cinematics Are Go!
The Dooven Books have recently been re-released after being extensively re-written, re-recorded and re-produced. Hours of fresh, vibrant...
Thomas Corfield
The Wheels On The Bus
While Wrongly Writing, the second Sortabiography about writing the Dooven Books, takes shape amidst the re-recording of the first three...
Thomas Corfield
The Problem With Improving
There’s an old saying that goes, “the more you improve what you’re doing, the more what you’ve done needs improving.” This is...
Thomas Corfield
Anthropomorphising The Unanthrompomorphisable
One of the marvelous things about writing both the Wrong Books and Dooven Books, is that both are absurd in that they allow the...
Thomas Corfield
Official Self-Derogatory Advertising
In an example of Self-Derogatory Advertising (SDA), an advertisement for the first Velvet Paw of Asquith Novel has been an unmitigated...
Thomas Corfield
Polyauthorism
In this digital age, text has been assimilated into various media formats via numerous mechanism. Websites, social media and online...
Lee Jia Ju
A Coward's Denial
Thomas was recently interviewed for the magazine ‘What Are You Looking At”, a publication at the forefront of promoting awareness of...
Lee Jia Ju
A Common Misconception
Git and prat are not the same thing. They’re spelt differently for a start. They do not, as many assume, mean idiot. Git refers to the...
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