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Although Thomas is undertaking his PhD, it appears that this is not impacting negatively on writing the current Dooven book. Certainly,...

The progression of the sixth Dooven book is substantial, and the new circumstances around writing the thing are working favourably....

A different view of Oscar Teabag-Dooven.

In a sublime example of pioneering post-noire cinematic architecture, Thomas explains the sheer brilliance behind Dooven Muzak’s tendency...

A return to writing the Dooven Books is underway, and in particular, the sixth one, To Blunt The Sharpest Claw, which will be followed by...

“Where exactly are we?” Vaasi-Vee asked. “Teetering upon the Valley of Aaaah,” said the Dodo-sette. He nodded toward the cliff. “That’s...

Alright, look, the fact is that last year I was fortunate to have been awarded a first-class honours for my forensic project, which...

The problem the Dooven Books face is that being New Fable fiction, there’s no ubiquitous image that conveys the genre.

Reality doesn’t cradle awareness. It’s the other way around. Awareness is the conduit of reality.

Reading bad writing has become something of an extreme sport, and Thomas has found a niche unlike any other.

Here's a track from the Jazz and Bossa album that was produced to underscore the audiobook edition of Wrongly Writing. It could be...

During December, a torrent of Social Media Wrongness will be unleashed in a desperate vaccination against Wrongly Writing'a release on...

Thomas’ writing and narrative, let alone his social ineptitude, means he alienates virtually everyone he comes across.

Talking about dead bodies is guaranteed to get a woman’s’ attention, especially if I specifically relate it to theirs.

A new wave of Dooven Muzak, the infamous anaemic pop and vagrant jazz written to complement the Dooven Books, is currently being composed...

Astute readers of the first Wrong Book, of which there are none, will recall that Thomas described himself in court as a stainologist....

The first three Dooven Books have been extensively rewritten, re-recorded, re-produced and reborn to ensure they're worthy of the arrival...

The Furballs Hot-Fin Nightclub is an infamous venue in the north west of Ruen, a beautiful city renowned for its exclusiveness, turquoise...

Following the recent rewriting of my novel, Viscera, which has the tagline “when jealousy becomes disease, only surgery holds the cure”,...

The Sample Chapters for all current Dooven Books are now available for your viewing displeasure as the Sample Chapter Reinvention Project...