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Although Thomas’ mother didn’t give him a name until he was nine, it doesn’t mean she didn’t care about him. It could mean she was...

Jonathon Michael Crapper (aka MC Tasty) and Jefferson St. Jives (aka DJ Pooh) were the musicians behind the once infamous pop group...

In a conference hall in Plempt, Thomas spoke to a gathering of aspiring writers. He hadn’t been invited to, obviously, but had wandered...

Most people use buses as a means to get from one place to another. Bus stops, primarily. Thomas, however, uses them for a different...

Last Spring, Thomas had a bad experience while being murdered. He did not take kindly to it, for a start, and even less so when realising...

Earlier this year, Thomas was struck with a thought that left him hospitalised. Most of Thomas’ thoughts get him nowhere, so to end up in...

Here are the sleeve notes for the first Dooven Muzak album, released earlier this year. This first album of Dooven Muzak was written to...

As a result of a nasty telephone call, a threat of restraining orders and two poorly ordered coffees, Thomas was interviewed for Joomag’s...

One aspect of editing that Thomas really struggles with, besides spelling it, is reading the words that make up the sentence he’s trying...

If there’s one thing worse than someone who types loudly in a library, it’s someone who sniffs incessantly; patrons whose post-nasal drip...

As far as Thomas is concerned, success is just another four-letter word. And that’s not just because of his appalling spelling. When...

Some people escape the drudgery of their lives by going on holiday, some by watching television, some read and some commit crime. The...

Here is the trailer for the first Dooven book, “The Purging Of Ruen.” It hasn’t a single animal in it, which is odd considering the book...

“Good writing makes the reader question themselves,” said Thomas in interview for ‘Manure Happens Twice’. “Whereas bad writing makes them...

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In the same vein as Self-Derogatory Advertising, which was first mentioned on this blog and for which Panda Books Australia asserts...

While Thomas was moping in a wine bar, feeling sorry that no one gave a toss about his books, someone else felt sorry for him also, and...

One of the things that stands out about Thomas’ writing, besides it being dreadful, is appalling characterisation. In an interview with...

Occasionally, Thomas stumbles across a writer—often in a library—keen to advertise how brilliant their writing is, by sighing, weeping,...

Thomas was advised by a fellow writer (one who could write, as opposed to the “vague arrangement of loosely related words” she described...