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Thomas’ writing and narrative, let alone his social ineptitude, means he alienates virtually everyone he comes across.

Talking about dead bodies is guaranteed to get a woman’s’ attention, especially if I specifically relate it to theirs.

A new wave of Dooven Muzak, the infamous anaemic pop and vagrant jazz written to complement the Dooven Books, is currently being composed...

Astute readers of the first Wrong Book, of which there are none, will recall that Thomas described himself in court as a stainologist....

The first three Dooven Books have been extensively rewritten, re-recorded, re-produced and reborn to ensure they're worthy of the arrival...

The Furballs Hot-Fin Nightclub is an infamous venue in the north west of Ruen, a beautiful city renowned for its exclusiveness, turquoise...

Following the recent rewriting of my novel, Viscera, which has the tagline “when jealousy becomes disease, only surgery holds the cure”,...

The Sample Chapters for all current Dooven Books are now available for your viewing displeasure as the Sample Chapter Reinvention Project...

It’s well known that few people’s attention span is greater than eight seconds anymore, let alone readers of the Dooven Books, whose...

The Dooven Books have recently been re-released after being extensively re-written, re-recorded and re-produced. Hours of fresh, vibrant...

While Wrongly Writing, the second Sortabiography about writing the Dooven Books, takes shape amidst the re-recording of the first three...

There’s an old saying that goes, “the more you improve what you’re doing, the more what you’ve done needs improving.” This is...

One of the marvelous things about writing both the Wrong Books and Dooven Books, is that both are absurd in that they allow the...

In an example of Self-Derogatory Advertising (SDA), an advertisement for the first Velvet Paw of Asquith Novel has been an unmitigated...

In this digital age, text has been assimilated into various media formats via numerous mechanism. Websites, social media and online...

Thomas was recently interviewed for the magazine ‘What Are You Looking At”, a publication at the forefront of promoting awareness of...

Git and prat are not the same thing. They’re spelt differently for a start. They do not, as many assume, mean idiot. Git refers to the...

The first Velvet Paw of Asquith Novel is currently undergoing the sort of reinvention that the Sample Chapter Reinvention Project was...

In a vague attempt at sharing upcoming aspects of Doovenism, here is the latest Dooven Newsletter. It's a remarkable publication, and...

Dooven Muzak Volume Six has been announced by MC Tasty and DJ Pooh, which means more anemic pop and vagrant jazz to accompany the Velvet...