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While Thomas was moping in a wine bar, feeling sorry that no one gave a toss about his books, someone else felt sorry for him also, and...

One of the things that stands out about Thomas’ writing, besides it being dreadful, is appalling characterisation. In an interview with...

Occasionally, Thomas stumbles across a writer—often in a library—keen to advertise how brilliant their writing is, by sighing, weeping,...

Thomas was advised by a fellow writer (one who could write, as opposed to the “vague arrangement of loosely related words” she described...

After an argument, Thomas was advised not to write his blog in the third person because it implied that he wasn’t responsible for it. He...

Recently, Thomas attended a writers’ conference in Newcastle where he gave a presentation entitled “Is editing really necessary?”...

A good excuse for Thomas having no idea who his audience might be, is the notion that the genre of the Dooven books is such a convoluted...

One of the advantages about writing novels badly is that there’s the likelihood of improving over time. But what if one doesn’t want to...